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John McCain John McCain

Rated 3 / 5 stars

What a waste

You clearly have the ability to at least draw, this had nothing to do with mccain however aside from name dropping for attention. And the song was uninspired to say the least.

You get 6 stars for nothing more then the art. Everything else was bla.



GunChest Episode 04_01 GunChest Episode 04_01

Rated 3.5 / 5 stars

Borrrrinnngggggg

Great graphics, great sound. BOOOOORRRINNNGGG story, WTB episodes half the time in length for double the action.

ZzzZzzZzzZ

Reminded me of porns where the people in them really they they are there to "act" Shut up and get to it already.


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The Assumption Song The Assumption Song

Rated 1.5 / 5 stars

What is wrong with people

You get a 3, why you ask ? Because your flash was worth nothing more then a 3. I want everyone here to turn their sound off and watch this again, then come back here and tell me it's a 10.

The song is all there is to this movie, and you didn't even create the song. You found a funny, creative song. And shit on it with mediocre, half a step above stick figure nonsense.

Again, watch it with no sound then some back and tell me I am wrong.


Oney responds:

yes, because watching a music video without sound is super fun

Recent Game Reviews


Learn to Fly ! Learn to Fly !

Rated 3 / 5 stars

Plagarism

Total rip off of the launch the ground hog game, not exactly the same game play but you clearly see where the idea came from.

Other then that it's a fun game still, the animation of snow between every jump was a bit annoying and slowed the whole process down. But still fun.



Tankmen: Incursion Tankmen: Incursion

Rated 2.5 / 5 stars

Nice looking

Like most other people I liked it, but I don't think the dynamic camera adds anything to the game. In fact, it annoyed me. Constantly readjusting the camera at the levels it does is just bad game design. Dynamic camera use is used to enhance specific scenes. The camera was constantly WAY to close, or just not far enough out to see anything.

Cutting the effect in half, and sticking with a more normalized game view would be a huge improvement.

Also the game itself didn't seem to take advantage of having a dynamic camera, there were no "epic" moves or anything of the like. With a fast paced camera motion like this I would expect to do super massive jumps from mountain top to mountain top. With the camera zooming in and out for scale.


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3D Fighting:Bloody Rage 2 3D Fighting:Bloody Rage 2

Rated 2.5 / 5 stars

Define Decent 3d game

I noticed you describe this as an example of decent 3d in flash, which begs the question what 3d games are you playing?

If anything it shows why 3d is generally avoided in flash, sure it's possible. But it's not spectacular looking, the gameplay is severely lacking when compared to any other platform that handles 3d.

The coding to make the game work at all got you a 5, the game itself for all other reasons left the score right there. Because at the end of the day people are playing flash games to be entertained and have fun, and the game looks like it was made in 1995, so the gimmick of it being in flash and 3d is not doing anything for me.


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