newbies13's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[John McCain]

What a waste

You clearly have the ability to at least draw, this had nothing to do with mccain however aside from name dropping for attention. And the song was uninspired to say the least.

You get 6 stars for nothing more then the art. Everything else was bla.

[GunChest Episode 04_01]

Borrrrinnngggggg

Great graphics, great sound. BOOOOORRRINNNGGG story, WTB episodes half the time in length for double the action.

ZzzZzzZzzZ

Reminded me of porns where the people in them really they they are there to "act" Shut up and get to it already.

[The Assumption Song]

What is wrong with people

You get a 3, why you ask ? Because your flash was worth nothing more then a 3. I want everyone here to turn their sound off and watch this again, then come back here and tell me it's a 10.

The song is all there is to this movie, and you didn't even create the song. You found a funny, creative song. And shit on it with mediocre, half a step above stick figure nonsense.

Again, watch it with no sound then some back and tell me I am wrong.

Oney responds:

yes, because watching a music video without sound is super fun

[29 Day War]

cool twistyness

Even though the view of what was in the window reaked of forshadowing that it was an american inside it was still well done.

I don't know what that guy was talking about but I saw the message diffrently then the weapon firing on us by mistake etc etc.

I saw it as Aliens attack the earth blow things up etc. etc. in response the countrys of the world unite to create a defense in space to stop more ships from attacking us, if you pay attention you hear that the other country that was helping (china) has yet to get a single defensive cannon into the air. A bit later you hear even more and china begins accusing the US of sabotaging thier launches, making the US the only country with the "defensive" drones. In the end you see the "aliens" are nothing more then american's in UFO looking crafts and the weapon turns back onto the planet. Aka America hoaxed an alien invasion to make putting tons of weapons into outer space a good thing, all while sabotaging other countries attempts to do so. And in the end you see america is the only country with supposivly defensive satelites and then they turn back on the planet as a weapon for the US to use.

[Super Mario Reloaded]

pretty damn good overall

you must be so incredibly sick of watching the burly brawl you must have had to watch it over and over then try and animate what u just saw with sprites may haven save ur soul for providing us with entertainment

[smoke kills]

Boo hoo

omg plz don't make fun of (enter whiney comment here) shut up the whole bloody lot of ya this was a very well thought out cartoon and wasn't made to offend any one he made fun of get ur head out of ur ass's babys

[Taco-Man hates the RIAA]

for the newb who wrote a submission before mine

I thought it was funny cuz it makes fun of the morons in the gov't that really think they are gonna stop people from downloading music... its here, and there are ALOT more programs then the mainstream kazzaa napster etc. heck the on that came out before them all is still around and any one i ask about it no one has ever heard of it..

now for the newb that says omg they will never find me ill just delete my files....
MOOORRRONNNNNN they find u by ur IP address which the program ur logging onto see's and it also see's what u download so if you download music THEY KNOW.... secondly im sure you don't know hwo to really delete your files beyond emptying ur trash bin which doesn't completely delete the file and any of the FBI that bust into your house can easily see all the files ur newb ass deleted... the real problem is log onto kazzaa oh look 200,000 users on right now ALL of which have some mp3's arrest us all i think not. shut down the programs ?? who cares 10 more will replace them... sorry you guys can only have 6 mansions now instead of 12 bummer

[Alien Hominid vs. Pico]

heyyy beebooo

Question ??? Special ending truck stops idles the engine, then he says out of gas why is the truck going wrrr wrrr wrrr wrrr wrrr and bouncing around when its out of gas ?

rebornMCW responds:

I dont quite know =P

[N]

interesting

the first part was pretty friggen cool looking, the second part is funny cuz it makes 450 people review this and say idiotic crap. Why do you think there is a floppy clown dick in it?? to make you retards do exactly what your doing LOL people are sad great movie, great song, AND making fun of the retarded people! fun for all

[Madness Combat]

Wahoooo

LoL awesome movie man... of course it sucks that there are some people stupid enough to complain about the "jesus" reference... why they even thought it was jesus I don't know... I mean geez a goatee and a halo who else could that be right?? and I think we all know jesus was most famous for bringing people back as green headed zombies...

A special pat on the head for the guy who said this offended us religious types "good hearted christians" but then went on to say you can make fun of muslims all you want and a movie about killing people is cool *cough* hypocrit *cough*